Welcome to KIS Utilities Official Website

We live in an increasing competitive society.

Today, more than ever, we need to prove our productivity and worth just to stay on board.

Anyone who is using a PC would most probably also know what is Excel.  

Much as some of you may not like it, let’s face it.

Excel dominates the spreadsheet industry.

Anyone who knows Excel well enough will tell you that VBA is crucial to unlock Excel’s potential.

So does that mean everybody should rush down and enroll for a VBA course?

Of course not!

Then how can users like you benefit from it?

That is the question KIS Utilities will answer,

to be a solution to your needs.

JOKES

TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA:     Here it is.

TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS:        Maria.

TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER:  No, that's wrong.

GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD:     H I J K L MN O.

TEACHER:  What are you talking about?

DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE:     Me!

TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN:      Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS:     Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER:   Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE:      No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD:       A teacher